OBJECTIVE:Ministries

Jim Carlson

Jim is the creator and maintainer of the OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown website, providing our movement with an Internet presence and witness portal for the unsaved Web surfers who may have fallen for Americhrist Ltd's deceptive trap. He is also our chief communications officer and guestbook proselytizer.

OBJECTIVE:

• Landover Baptist Shutdown

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Rev. 3:20-21

Dr. Andrew Miller

Dr. Miller is the Pastor of Mt. Fellowship Baptist and the spiritual leader of our organization. Dr. Miller has the uncanny ability to inspire and empower his congregation with his fiery sermon stylings and preternatural exegesics. We owe the growth of our cause first to Our Lord and Saviour and second to Pastor Dr. Miller.

OBJECTIVE:

• The Pastor's Corner

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Habakkuk 3:17-19

Peggy Miller

Peggy is the wife of Pastor Dr. Miller and an active member in our movement. At our bi-weekly meetings, she helps keep the other members motivated with her uplifting spirit and her wonderful peanut-butter cookies! ("Shhh... the secret ingredient is honey.") Peggy has also been blessed by God with a gift of artistic talent, which she uses to create illustrations for the Mt. Fellowship Baptist Newsletter and this website -- as well as her lovable Lambuel cartoons.

OBJECTIVE:

• 4 Kidz

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Luke 11:21

Timothy Allmon

Tim has worked tirelessly as our Treasurer, taking time from his tax practice to aid us. As an accountant, he has to deal daily with the soulless secular world and so he takes great pleasure in putting his knowledge of accountancy to use in the righteous cause of Our Lord. If you ever need your taxes filed, come see Tim. He gives a 5% discount for all Christians and 10% discount for non-Christians willing to convert on the spot.

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Matthew 22:17-22

Dr. Richard Paley

Dr. Richard Paley comes to our movement through his involvement in fighting other forms of anti-Christian hatecrimes. He has lead successful boycotts against Sears and Piggly-Wiggly and has spearheaded the movement to stop Evolutionism from being forced on the children of Marion County. His experience in dealing with secularism's desperate grasp on power has proved invaluable as we move into the next phase of our campaign. Dr. Paley teaches Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University.

OBJECTIVE:

• Creation Education

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Genesis 1

Dr. Troy Franklin

Dr. Troy Franklin has built a career around researching the occult and its attempts to destroy Christianity. Considered one of the foremost in the new school of Baptist demon exorcism specialists, Dr. Franklin has battled Satan up close and personal on many occasions, yet he always manages to come through unscathed thanks to the power of Christ.

OBJECTIVE:

• Anti-Occult
• Halloween Reclamation

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Prov. 14:19

"Diamond" Jack Holgroth

"Diamond" Jack Holgroth is a Game Theoretician who currently teaches a course in Advanced Game Theory for Theologians at Fellowship University. He served our country during the Cold War as a Game Theory Tactician for the Department of Defense and single-handedly developed an elegant solution to the "Fisherman's Quandary", a game theory problem that was crucial to the winning of the arms race and that was famously intractable - until Diamond Jack came along. Jack also enjoys vexillology and can signal Bible passages from memory in fluent semaphore.

OBJECTIVE:

• Christian Game Theory
• A Godly Flag
• Confronting Militant Atheism

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Psalm 142

Jose Rosas

Pastor Rosas of the ecumenical Catholic Outreach Baptist Ministries has helped us greatly in bringing awareness of the anti-Christian bigotry on our Internet to the Catholic Hispanic community. Though most of the Pastor's flock are too poor to own computers, they are still a valuable asset for raising the awareness of more affluent Christians.

OBJECTIVO:

• Cerraremos Landover Baptist

Favorite Passage From Scripture — I Corinthians 8:1-13

Wendy Tullar

Wendy Tullar works as a Consumer Rehabilitator and Mall Missionary for Mt. Fellowship Baptist. She is also the regional head of the League of Women Boycotters, and was personally responsible for the removal of cursing Sesame Street dolls from toy stores nationwide in 1998.

OBJECTIVE:

• Mall Mission

Favorite Passage From Scripture — II Peter 2:1-3

Kyle Goldman

Kyle started out hating Christians. He listened to anti-Christian music, played violent video games, and created a website attacking various Christian organizations while praising the work of Chris Harper. Kyle was a troubled boy. However, this all changed when he found Jesus. Since then he has gotten himself cleaned up, has started listening to Christian rock, and is now a respectable looking young lad. His parents - being Jewish - were hesitant to accept his new found faith, but they do consider it better that Kyle is now following Jesus instead of Marilyn Manson. Kyle has recently graduated from Fellowship Christian High School and is now attending Fellowship University. When not studying, he helps maintain our web site.

OBJECTIVE:

• Christian Gaming Zone

Favorite Passage From Scripture — John 8:32

Fred "Skeet" Hoskins

Fred - or as he likes to be called, Skeet - is a valuable member of the Mt. Fellowship Baptist congregation as well as having his own youth ministry rock band: Zounds!. He was recently appointed Abstinence Czar by the Fellowship Baptist Convention. He was also the one who brought this whole Internet thing to our attention. Thanks Skeet!

OBJECTIVE:

• Zounds Youth Rock Ministry

Favorite Passage From Scripture — Psalm 150