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OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown

By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff

Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.”
- Patrick Henry, American Patriot
“Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord [i.e. Jesus Christ] one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...”
- Article VII, US Constitution

For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.

Link to Landover Baptist website
WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21

Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

“Woe unto them that call evil good,
and good evil; that put darkness for light,
and light for darkness; that put bitter for
sweet, and sweet for bitter!”

(Isaiah 5:20)

BEWARE OF IMPERSONATORS!

Due to our recent successes in working towards the inevitable shutdown of the Landover site, certain elements in the anti-Christian movement have decided to launch a character assassination campaign against Jim Carlson and other OBJECTIVE: Ministries members. This campaign is being waged in the Landover guestbook, as well as forums on third party websites, and consists of impersonated messages involving all manner of obscenities. This is the sort of villainy that we have come to expect from the goons behind Landover.

Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTIVE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad poetry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and ignored. If you are the owner of a forum which has been drawn into this anti-Christian campaign, please delete those fake messages and forward the poster's IP number to our legal team.

We apologize for any misunderstandings that this unfortunate turn of events has caused.

Yours in Christ,
OBJECTIVE: Ministries

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About "Landover Baptist":

Chris Harper: His dark, hollow eyes bespeak the emptiness of his Soul
Chris Harper shortly after expulsion from Liberty University for anti-Christian hate crimes.

Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry. Although Landover Baptist claims to own vast properties and have thousands of members, in reality it exists only on the Internet and it's membership is quite small.

Their modus operandi is simple: post articles that take good Christian values and twist them - beyond recognition - such that they look arrogant, hateful, or just idiotic. To this they add a continuous mockery of The Lord and Salvation, such as portraying Jesus Christ as the captain of a decadent cruise ship or offering a free cellphone as a reward for those who become saved - demeaning the value of Salvation to that of some material trinket!

Landover Baptist also targets our youth. They regularly do articles about some pop-culture entertainment that has a loyal teen or preteen following (such as the singing group In Sync, who are in fact Christians) that contain intentional lies and slanders designed specifically to cause those youthful and naive fans to consider the authors of the articles to be either idiots or evil or both - and they do this in the appropriated name of our Lord! This predictably causes the fans to come to the site (Landover's followers make sure to notify fans of the atrocity by placing forged announcements on their fansite message boards); view the many inappropriate, hate-filled articles; and come away infected with anti-Christian propaganda.

All of this has the result of replacing, in the minds of hapless non-Christian visitors, the teachings of Our Lord with the false and purposely distasteful teachings of Chris Harper and his band of hatemongers. Those who do not end up rejecting Christianity because of this site will end up accepting evil lies in Christianity's place. Either way, the devil wins.

Furthermore, it is clear that they do not want people to know their true goals. For example, their guestbook is set to asterisk-out words like "joke", "satire", "parody", "anti-christian", and - most tellingly - "Satan" so that any Christian who tries to inform naive visitors of the truth ends up sounding like a foul-mouthed, raving loon. They also filter out "Americhrist", obviously to keep their connections to Atheist militants a secret!

NEWS FLASH! If you had any doubts as to the affiliation of the creator of Landover Baptist check out this link which shows pictures from an Atheist convention that "Reverend" Chris Harper was a key speaker at with other anti-Christian blackguards such as Douglas Adams and Dave "Mephistopheles" Kong!

Take Action:

Our cause is in its infancy and we are still growing. So far we have a membership of over 100 concerned and motivated Christians who are willing to do whatever it takes to shut down Landover, but we still need your help. Please take the time to join our cause and show the world that intolerance and hatred towards Christianity will be met with determined resistance!

If you have any more information that can help us in our cause or wish to join, you may contact OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown at:

Things we can do:

  • Prayer. It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. We must pray not only that the Lord will intervene on behalf of the unsaved who are being damaged by Americhrist Ltd., but also for the souls of those same unsaved. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions.
  • Contact the webhost of Landover Baptist and inform them of what they are hosting. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. - that are unknowingly being used to further hatred and inform them of Americhrist Ltd.'s true intentions.
  • Next, we should bring the site to the attention of the makers of Internet filtering and blocking software. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation!
  • Petitions!
  • If none of this works, we must inform the authorities of this obvious instance of anti-Christian hate crime, which is illegal in most areas. If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so!
  • Also, you should inform the pastor of your church so that he may inform the congregation, allowing our grass-roots campaign to grow. Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause!

Complaints can be sent to Americhrist Ltd. (though I doubt they will respond) at:

Americhrist Ltd.
PMB #252
P.O. Box 1000
Merrifield, VA 22116-1000
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